she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
And my parents said I crawled through the house
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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