never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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