What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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