Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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