Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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