it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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