So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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