his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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