seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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