You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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