I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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