Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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