Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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