I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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