I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was born a porn star she said
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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