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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm both gender and math confused
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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