The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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