She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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