Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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