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she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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