I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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