Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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