he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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