She announced her abortion via fbk
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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