Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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