AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Alive.
So much puke
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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