nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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