I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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