gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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