Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We're too hungover to prance.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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