..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
you never un-have a 4some
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
