I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
