"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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