I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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