just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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