you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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