my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she looked like the before picture.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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