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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu

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So you're taking me there this weekend?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.

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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.

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I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...

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(813): View more from Florida

Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.

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