Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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