When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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