Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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