omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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