does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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