He had one of those small greek statue penises
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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