do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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