gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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