And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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