I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm always down for nudity.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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