im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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