What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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