Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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