Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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