I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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