I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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