But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
why do cheetos always look like penises
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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