You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Randomize
