Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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