I wannas sexs uuuuu
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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